Monday, March 25, 2013

Snow Day!

Well, today on the East Coast we got a snow day! Even Gotham was hit, so, no school! First I went on a brief patrol. I even ran into Dick and we managed to take out a few smugglers together. (Okay, I'm selling myself short. A lot of smugglers.) Then I headed to Titans Tower. School wasn't out in Smallville or Keystone, so of course I had to entertain myself. Thirty training simulations, five hundred pushups, and sevnty-five Halo games later, I was quite honestly bored. So I threw back on my costume and took too the streets.
I took out some crooks with a surprisingly developed plan and alien weaponry. Its not Apokoliptian, or even Magical. I have a new case. Yay. Now I get to spend five hours in the Batcave searching for matches on Bruce's computer. And here I was bored.
-Tim

Sunday, March 24, 2013

A Get-Together

Well, its the weekend, and I got to meet up with Tim and Conner again. Tim yelled at Conner for his "mediocre" post. (It was pretty bad.) We sparred a bit (Conner punched me through the wall. Twice. Accelerated healing, I love you.) Tim kept on vanishing into the shadows. (How. Does. He. Do that! His costume is bright red! I mean, seriously! What the heck!) After that, we played some video games. I won. No shocker. And then Brother Blood started his new world domination plan. The three of us sped to the rescue with Wonder Girl, Kid Devil, and Blue Beetle. Conner may have been the one to throw the knockout punch, but he never coudl have done it without me distracting Brother Blood with my awesomeness. (This may come as a surprise to you, but I can be really annoying.) It was fun. I rarely get to fight zombies. Well, that's all for today, folks!
-Bart

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Conner's First Post

Sup, Conner here. My first post. Woot. Anyway, I get to give you guys the first account of one of our missions! It was a solo act. I took care of the looters entirely by myself.... (Well, I guess a little help from Krypto) What am I supposed to say on here anyway? Whose idea was this anyway?
...
Well, !@#$. This is all I'm writing for now. Get over it.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

The Technical Side of Things

Hey, Tim here. I have to type this post quickly, as Bruce and I are leaving for a patrol soon. He hasn't noticed this blog yet (Phew) but tonight he's going to be tinkering on the Batcomputer again. That could be bad. But anyway, Bart already  introuduced you to the blog. Now I'm going to do a quick explanation of the blog's features....
  • Below the post it says "Processed by Lion." Lion is the AI I whipped up for the occasion. he runs through our posts, checks for spelling mistakes, and blocks bugs.Lion stands for "Logistics Intelligence Online." Lion sounds cooler than Lio. Deal with it.
  • At the bottom of each post is a bar where you can mark your reactions, (Bart's idea) Funny, Interesting, Cool, OMg, or <3. (Okay, that was Conner.)
  • You can also post comments on each post. We'd love to hear from you!
  • On the right column, We have a list of pages including an "About Us" page. Its not finished yet, but we'll be on it ASAP.
  • We also have a box counting pageviews. We know somebody gave out our code when they start spiraling up.
  • Finally, we have our blog archive. Its pretty self-explanatory.
That's all for now. I'm sure we'll add more cool features later.
Adios!
-Tim

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Welcome to Teen Titans Live!

Hello, whoever's reading this! Tim highly protected this page, so I'm assuming your on our side if you're here. I'm also assuming I can tell you everything. I'm Bart Allen, but you may or may not know me better as Kid Flash, fastest teen alive! Its my great honor to welcome you to Teen Titans Live! So, it turned out that silently spying on Brother Blood's new base of operations isn't as fun as it sounds, so Conner, Tim, and I had a lotta time to talk. Tim knows a ton about computers. I'm charming and winning. Conner's just kinda there. Why not make a blog?
(Actually, Batman had about seven thousand reasons why that would compromise everything, but we ignored him. Wuz fun.)
So, here it is! Our brainchild! Wotta beauty! Hopefully you'll follow us from now on. You'd better. I did not spend 20 seconds typing this for nothing.
-Bart